"HI! we are called Static Box, and we hail from Bridgeport WV. The band consists of Ben Lopez, Jason Manley, and Jiminy Drum Machine.

Jiminy Drum Machine joined the band in 1976. He did a few too many hallucinogenics in the 60's, and hasnt been the same since.

Jason Manley was hatched in an incubator. He is the offspring of a tater tot and Brak, the evilest person on the planet. He plays guitar, sings, and programs Jiminy.

Ben Lopez plays bass. He started playing a cod back when he was a little tike, and hasnt stopped since. He never changes his pants, its pretty funny."